andrewatlas:

so i got into a car wreck and broke both of my legs

and so for at least 3 months i will be unable to do any sort of work. im actually living with my (toxic) parents again due to my inability to live independently post-accident so im not even remotely near my places of (former) employment. while ive been assured the jobs are there waiting for me whenever i am able to walk back into the store, this is still three months at least that i am unable to work due to my injuries

when i am able to use my legs again, i will have no car and therefore no way to get to my places of employment to earn money to live and eat and pay for all the staggering bills i now have

please commission me or hell flat out donate if you want to but please commission me so i can buy a new car to be able to go to work and earn my living please help me

(via astrayan)

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

jordanflooredin:

shinjiikari:

this is a real country song that played at work today

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

(via squeakadeeks)

jemmasimmns:

when characters you didn’t previously see as a couple do the ship thing to your heart

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(via splendidpan)

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(via glassbottledemon)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via glassbottledemon)

burissuka:

nicewarmbed:

peebles teach me how to be you

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

(via gavin-frei)

omgbuglen:

Remember?

omgbuglen:

Remember?

(via uncle-eridan)

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

(via glassbottledemon)

These purge threats are not a joke. Please stay safe

katestrife:

thetaxidermyofyou:

112 people have been killed in Chicago by a group of people reenacted the purge movies.  If your city has been listed as a target; Detroit, MI (8/15) Louisville, KY (8/15), Jacksonville, FL (8/31); please stay inside and take precautions. 

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/807824-the-purge-2-hoax-112-murdered-in-chicago-by-group-of-teens-reenacting-no-arrests-is-fake/

Please read this article above :/

(via glassbottledemon)

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

(via rootehful)